Blizzard freakout: The fear has set in. Revenge of Snowpocalypse is on. Here's a sample itinerary for the storm for your review:
S-Day -1: Head to the grocery. Fight old lady for last marble rye, even though you hate marble rye. Get word to next of kin re: burial plans, you select: Viking Funeral. When snowfall commences go home turn out the lights and make peace with God.